For me.... would have to be the 2nd date that me and my now ex wife went on.... we were comin back from an alabama football game ....The date was actually a really good 2nd date to this point. I hadn't said anything stupid r obnoxious like some of us guys do when tryin to empress the ladies .. Yea I see u over there ... you know what I'm talkin bout ... anyway... on the way back my stomach got to doin some crazy s#%*.. I'm tryin to play it cool by cracking the window and all that.. but it was pretty bad.. so all of a sudden it hit me... what ever my stomach was doin it was wantin to not do it in my stomach anymore it was wantin out!! So she was drivin cuz I had taught her how to drive a 5 speed so she wanted to drive... so all of a sudden I told her ur gonna have to pull over at the next store r something... and of coarse it was an old beer store that was closed at this time.... so I ruuuun to the outside bathroom.... and just blow it up... I know ladies this sounds gross.... but S*%# happens.. now mind u there's no light... bad bulb r whatever but it turn on and I didn't have time to find any light source...sooo I finally get done and feel around and there was No toilet paper!!! Ha.. what r the odds? On a date with a hot chick and this has to happen....so GUYS what do u do when there's no t.p.?.... u use ur on underwear... it's all I had.... soo.... no lights.... now no undies.. and now I had that not so fresh feeling... ... so i have to do the walk.. like someone has tied a 8 foot 2�4 to my back... so much for inconspicuous. ... so i was like riding all the way home while which was still and hour away... leaned up hovering so that my chafed *** don't hit my good pants.... Every since then ... I always keep toilet n both vehicles....

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...goods story rage...so glad you made it to that store...in the car would have been epic!

for me it was when I came out of the shower one day, and the 11 yr old neighbor girl walked in the bathroom to talk to me as I was standing there drying off. she wasted no time getting an eyeful. it wasn't really too bad cause she is sleeping with my 13 yr old son, but I was off guard for not expecting her to be there.

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I really don't know bro. I'd probably count my zig zag rollies & make some sort of ply.

What?.. a 11 year old girl was sleeping with your 13 year old son?

getting caught with my pants down ...well my hand ,was in the cookie jar.
Lol... and as far as the 11 year old sleeping with a 13 year old...
. all I can say is" creepy bingo!

Did I read that right???

Kinda like reading the National Enquirer tonight, what with the indecent exposure and stuffing belly stories....

Yeah you did...

WTF.... bobspock ?

Really dude u just stood their drying ur self off in front of a 11 yr old instead of closing the door or telling her to get out that's pedo status right their

what is absolutely shocking is that it appears that Mr. bospock was fully aware that his 13 yr. old son was sleeping with a 11 yr. old girl.. and he seems to be proud of it!!

Absolutely bad parenting.......you should be ashamed of yourself!!!

You did bother to cover up I hope

Something here is giving me the willies........

I really hoped my english is too bad and I didn�t understand it right but as it seems, I did

Maybe he read the book. How to hold a sleep over for kids....by Michael Jackson