Hi Stormy!

((( Missy )))

Hi!

Men ... some are truly ... weird creatures, lol
Single friend of mine, having a 3rd date tomorrow .. he keeps wanting to buy her kitchen appliances .. lol .. it makes her feel awkward.. only 2 dates .. but he doesn't get it. Said he also spended XX on their last date, what's the difference? .. So now she feels he's comparing their dates with a deep-fryer


Dating was supposed to be fun, right?

I can do with a dishwasher... maybe not so bad after all .. mmm...

.. no one ever gives me anything..

.. well unless you count ...rejection..
.. if rejection was kitchen appliance..
. I would have a commercial kitchen..lol....

So that's how it works? I must be doing something right then .. not having a commercial kitchen ...
You want me to add to yours?

my dear sweet lady...mmmm.. you can give me!! anything you would like... anywhere you would like.. any place you would like.. anytime you would like..... I would just be happy..
.. to be receiving.. your very generous gift...mmmmmn...ohhhh.yess.. they say giving is always better than receiving..... but I don't know.... sometimes I soooo... love receiving....mmmmmnn..

has 4 days off and nothing or no one to do...

well first off you can always do yourself...lol... heck I always do myself... I mean what else is there to do really..lol..... secondly.. there's a whole world out there.. full of men..

.. go grab yourself one.... while you're out can you get me a box of Kleenex I'm out....lol...

ACK! Houston! What time did you want to meet for our girls night out?!

Ahhhh... I would sooo.. love... to go out with you too... on a girls night out..
.. well girl .. girl..boy... night out...
.... seriously let's go I'm buying..lol.. ..

tired of doing myself......the thrill is gone...lol.....it may be full of men but they ain't looking my way.......sure what kind of kleenex do you prefer?

change from right handed to left handed.... turn the setting on your vibrator all the way up..lol.... 2-ply Kleenex if you don't mind..lol.... just get out of your house.. don't think about men.. that's usually when you find one..... well women in my case..
. it's like when you're with somebody.. all of a sudden all the men.. or women notice you....

. but the second you're alone.. nobody notices you....
.. I hate that.... I can be out on a date.. then all of the sudden there are thousands of beautiful women all around...... as soon as I'm out by myself...... just old people....lol..... like nursing home old....wtf...lol

lol......seems you know a lot about self pleasure.... 2 ply...ok...with or without aloe vera?.....

I think they look when you are with someone cause they want what they can't have and when you are alone they figure there is something wrong with you cause you are alone....

mmmm ... very tempting .. but you gotta know .. I stopped being a pleaser .. all the time ... so you better be willing to do some giving yourself .. no hang on .. not just some ..

Ohhhh... you so better believe I'm a .. giver... I'm sure I can think of a few things I can give you... or perhaps I.. have already given you... what you desire...hmmm... and here I thought my friendship was enough.... I guess I must work harder at pleasing you..
because I will not be happy until you...
. are completely happy and satisfied..
.. walking over to you slowly... putting my arms around your waste... and kissing you passionately..... does this not please you...hmmm..


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I can handle only so much feces in a day...

Ferme la bouche... Please...

Oh yes ... very pleased, Tall One .. but ... not fully satisfied .. yet .. You make me feel .. kind of greedy ..

oh.....my.....god..!!!!!
congratulations on your triumph in the spelling bee, Storm...

OH... MY... GAWD!

Thank you kindly, Argo...