Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?--CHRISTMAS VACATION

"Yo this babe is whack if she don't know what's 12 inches long and white... nothing!" - Heartbreak Ridge

"Say hello to my little friend"--SCARFACE

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders... chicken?" - Spaceballs

1. A man has go to know his limitations....Clint Eastwood in DirtyHarry
2. I always thought the rocky mountains would be more rocky Dumb and Dumber

"If I had to choose between a light in the sky, or a tumor that got me here, I'd pick the tumor. I would... because it's here, inside us. What I'm talking about is the human spirit. That's the journey, that's the voyage!" - John Travolta as George Malley - Phenomenon

In words of Queen Elsa "Let it go, Let it go..."

- Frozen

" Oh, this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw... I bet you buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup, eh? Oh, looks good on you, though."

caddyshack

"Your love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind."

fellowship of the ring

"Now, you got a corpse in a car minus a head in the garage. Take me to it."--PULP FICTION

"I'd give my life to be dead."

- Dellamorte Dellamore

Check ya later!

And

L I V I N, LIVIN'

~Dazed and Confused

...love this

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK..."

taxi driver

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets."

taxi driver...that nutty travis bickle

'I was called to the bathroom at the cemetery to take care of something. I walked in the bathroom, and in the middle toilet right there... somebody didn't **** in the toilet, somebody shat on the toilet. They shat on the wall, they shat on the floor. I had to clean it up, man, but before that, for about 10 to 15 seconds man, I just stared at somebody's ****, man. To be totally honest with you, man, it was a really, really profound moment. Cuz I was thinkin', "I'm 30 years old, and in about 10 seconds I gotta start cleaning up somebody's ****, man."'

- American Movie

- "I had no idea you could milk a cat."
- "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."
- "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

MEET THE PARENTS

Mike: [pointing to a makeshift crucifix] "This is definitely a sign of voodoo."

Mark: "Why is it a sign of voodoo?"

Mike: "It's an unnatural cross, Mark!"

Mark: "What, you think when Jesus was hanging there, he thought it was natural?"

- American Movie

"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!"--TROPIC THUNDER

"Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property."

- Tucker And Dale VS Evil