Children should be paid for putting up with rheir family.

For starters, they have to listen to their parents, no matter how absurd they might be.

Infants should get paid more than older children because they ate a captive audience, as they don't yet have the option of leaving the room.

Children have to eat things their parents cook. Eww, green things, what's that about.

Children have to sit in those uncomfortable shopping carts for long periods of time while being tempted by all those yummy things they are denied.

When there are multiple children in the family, they should get paid correspondingly to their cuteness.

The child who gets picked on the most should be compensated for their pain and suffering.

School age children should be paid for their grades and accomplishments.

Children should get paid for being forced to do work around the house. If you want them to learn responsibility, that's an added fee.

Having respect and manners would deserve a raise.

You need help.

Wait, wait, wait - you were being sarcastic??

Because this is how a lot of kids look on the situation. The self-entitled ones who think that being treated nicely means the world revolves around them. The ones who expect to be rewarded for showing basic human decency and courtesy. The ones who don't see the need to apply themselves or work (much less work hard) unless they get something out of it.

You'd be very popular among some kids who show up to the Renaissance Faire, dreamerana. And I'm not just saying that because that's what I'm dealing with on the weekends.

holy cow don't show this to my kids

that is all they need ...ammunition

you could say also mothers should be paid compensation for the bomb sites are bodies are after having these children. I may take mine to court...because of my a s s lol:)

they are paid indirectly,, they just dont get the funds for all the things everyone else has to buy

like food, shelter, clothes,, etc,,,

OMG ANA my 14 year old daughter cleans me out as it is on every friday,,,,
hope she dont see this,,

" ma can I go thru your purse and have your change?"
" uhh you are not touching my purse and ya know it. If you want change bag up the empty pop bottles and take them back to store "


" oh man you are so mean"