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yellowrose10

Mon 09/21/15 04:12 PM

I am so lost. Did the op trip and accidentally fall into a stripper?

mightymoe

Mon 09/21/15 04:16 PM

I am so lost. Did the op trip and accidentally fall into a stripper?

i hate it when that happens... wait, no i don't

yellowrose10

Mon 09/21/15 04:18 PM

I am so lost. Did the op trip and accidentally fall into a stripper?

i hate it when that happens... wait, no i don't

Lol oops you slipped

TrystaBella85

Mon 09/21/15 04:21 PM

At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... tears

eric22t

Mon 09/21/15 04:24 PM

At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... tears

well put another log on the fire :wink:

Cacutie59

Mon 09/21/15 04:28 PM

I'm so totally Confused!!!!!! what

Is this guy complaining or what.?????

I think he is asking for help writing a country and western song!

I fell into a stripper as I tried to get a lipper

But she hit me with her flipper as I fumbled with her zipper.

Now I got a broken hipper cause I fell upon her dipper.

This must be love!!! drinker

mightymoe

Mon 09/21/15 04:30 PM

At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... tears

well put another log on the fire :wink:

put it in the microwave longer...

eric22t

Mon 09/21/15 04:31 PM

man that microwave is getting a work out laugh

Annierooroo

Mon 09/21/15 04:32 PM

At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... tears

well put another log on the fire :wink:

put it in the microwave longer...

No the crock pot
slow and tender

Edited by Annierooroo on Mon 09/21/15 04:32 PM

Datwasntme

Mon 09/21/15 04:32 PM

lol

mightymoe

Mon 09/21/15 04:37 PM

At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... tears

well put another log on the fire :wink:

put it in the microwave longer...

No the crock pot
slow and tender

microwave is faster... hot, chewy and quick...

Annierooroo

Mon 09/21/15 04:39 PM

At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... tears

well put another log on the fire :wink:

put it in the microwave longer...

No the crock pot
slow and tender

microwave is faster... hot, chewy and quick...

If you want quality it takes time to perfect
:tongue:

mightymoe

Mon 09/21/15 04:59 PM

Awwww op .. Congratulations .. :thumbsup:

Ignore the taunting ... Many on here .. Have sex with themselves .. tongue2

we do it better... :wink:

mightymoe

Mon 09/21/15 05:00 PM

At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... tears

well put another log on the fire :wink:

put it in the microwave longer...

No the crock pot
slow and tender

microwave is faster... hot, chewy and quick...

If you want quality it takes time to perfect
:tongue:

even my worst was still pretty damn good... :wink:

Annierooroo

Mon 09/21/15 05:14 PM

At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... tears

well put another log on the fire :wink:

put it in the microwave longer...

No the crock pot
slow and tender

microwave is faster... hot, chewy and quick...

If you want quality it takes time to perfect
:tongue:

even my worst was still pretty damn good... :wink:

Well that can be debateable
Lol But I'm sure

Annierooroo

Mon 09/21/15 05:14 PM

At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... tears

well put another log on the fire :wink:

put it in the microwave longer...

No the crock pot
slow and tender

microwave is faster... hot, chewy and quick...

If you want quality it takes time to perfect
:tongue:

even my worst was still pretty damn good... :wink:

Well that can be debateable
Lol But I'm sure

Annierooroo

Mon 09/21/15 05:16 PM

At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... tears

well put another log on the fire :wink:

put it in the microwave longer...

No the crock pot
slow and tender

microwave is faster... hot, chewy and quick...

If you want quality it takes time to perfect
:tongue:

even my worst was still pretty damn good... :wink:

Well that can be debateable
Lol But I'm sure have awesome reviews but I still think you need to look after the crock pot to get the finer side of life.