Obama meets Putin this Monday. what can Obama possibly say to Putin
True love needs no words.
Putin will show up in his hammer and sickle boxers.
Obama will get all excited.
Some Marvin Gaye will come on.
They'll look deep into each others eyes.
In the uncomfortable silence Putin will say "I like what you did with healthcare."
Obama will say "If only you were a follower of Islam."
Then they'll cuddle for a while.
The next morning they will steal time to hold hands.
And once Putin gets on his plane, the door closes, and it begins to taxi, Obama will look longingly and forlornly knowing it feels so right, not perfect, but is never meant to be.
...But maybe, just maybe, at his small bungalow in his home country, Obama can escape to paradise for a while.