With a baked potato smothered in cheese, butter and sour cream? Yeah....I couldn't go vegan

i always get bacon on the BP too

Yes!

I tell a$$clowns like this that I belong to a group called PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals. Our motto is "IF IT HAS A FACE WE BBQ IT."

I usually ask vegans if they think they are hurting vegetables? They of course answer "No." I ask then how do they know with 100% certainty carrots don't feel themselves being ripped from the ground? How do we know potatoes are not being drowned in the cleaning process? Maybe cleaning lettuce is like water boarding them? I call them unfeeling, heartless vegetable killers and that they disgust me!

I try to time my tirade with the arrival of my steak, baked potato, and usually some carrots or broccoli.

"Be gone you hippie radish murderer! I oughta call a cop! MURDERER! MURDERER!"

They usually walk away at that point, and I get to eat in peace.

I used to live in Toronto. These types of 'protests' are pretty commonplace. The cops usually show up when the tofu eater gets his face rearranged by a biker or a construction worker out with his wife or girlfriend for a meal.

Vegans tend to have some serious body odor funk going on.

Stanky dirty hippies.

Vegan is an ancient Algonquin word.
It means 'lousy hunter'.

lol... and i thought it was "lazy hunter"...

Lousy/lazy... Pretty much one and the same.