Yo Mama Is So Butch


Yo mama so butch, she threw the shot-put in high-school.

Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine.

Yo mama so butch, her middle name is Rambo

Yo mama is so masculine that everytime she grunts, she grows a mustache.

Yo momma so butch, even Justin Beiber wanted to be her girlfriend.

Yo momma so butch, she's twice the man you are

Yo mama so butch she takes more steroids than A-Rod.

Yo mama so butch evern her pool table has no balls.

Yo momma so butch, she has a tattoo on her back that says "Who's The Man?"

Yo mama so butch she's one hell of a knockout.

Yo mamma so butch she makes yo daddy ride bit@h on her motorcycle.

yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

Yo mama's so short that she married an Oompa Loompa so that she'd have a husband that she could see eye-to-eye with.

then even the God is angry because a joke is truth. No..........they're telling the truth even I was beaten by dad last day because I don't want go to school.

Your mamas chest is so hairy. Her breast look like coconuts