Suspected burglar dies in chimney after resident lights fire

Auhorities say a suspected burglar who became stuck in the chimney of a Central California home died on Saturday after the homeowner unknowingly lit a Fire in the chimney. The owner heard screams, put out the fire and called police.

http://www.mail.com/news/world/3986958-suspected-burglar-dies-chimney-resident-lights-fire.html#.23140-stage-hero1-1



Well, on a positive note, he did save the cost of cremation.

Homeowner was only trying to motivate the poor lad by lighting a fire under his azz

Suspected burglar dies in chimney

What other possiblies are there? .
Playing Santa & bringing gifts early.?
Or a Grinch without a calendar?

gives new meaning to the phrase "Chestnuts roasting an open fire".

big bad wolf...duh

Could have used some assistance from Jack Frost,though!

a lot

Unfortunately, the fire contributed global warming pollutants and the chimney was home to an endangered species of gecko, so both the homeowner and dead body will be given a choice of jail, or gay community activism.

Apparantley he thought an ex girlfriend lived in that house.

Before descending down the chimney he told his friend he was going to look for an old flame

Dee to the third power.

crime scene tape all over the roof.. I think Rudolf will bypass that house.

Hhhaa.. My first laugh of the day.

told him not to poop down People's Chimney!
But would he listen?
Nooo!