And slips to 5th place.
How about that.

What? No way.

Obama has already bashed Trump.
And Rebubs don't care what Obama says..hell they are counting down the days till his butt is out of there.

And Trump would just laugh.

WASHINGTON (Satire from The Borowitz Report)—Adding a new wrinkle in an already unpredictable election year, Donald Trump saw his poll numbers plummet on Monday after receiving a surprise endorsement from President Barack Obama.

The long-awaited downfall of the abrasive billionaire came in startling fashion, as few had expected the President to offer a full-throated endorsement of Trump, especially on the eve of the all-important Super Tuesday primaries.
Praising the Republican front-runner during a nationally televised address, the President said that, despite media reports to the contrary, Trump shared his views on such important issues as immigration and religious tolerance. “In every way that matters, Donald and I are on exactly the same page,” Obama said, pointing to a framed picture of the billionaire on his Oval Office desk.

Concluding his endorsement with an emphatic closing argument, Obama said, “If you love me, vote for Trump.”

In several G.O.P. polls taken after the President’s stunning endorsement, Trump sank from first to fifth place, trailing the retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson by several points.

As news of the President’s endorsement spread, former Trump supporters across the nation gathered to vent their anger, with some burning signs, trucker hats, and other campaign paraphernalia at impromptu bonfires.

Harland Dorrinson, who had attended a massive Trump rally in Alabama just a day earlier, said that he now felt totally betrayed by the billionaire. “I guess when all is said and done, Donald Trump was just too good to be true,” he said.

*satire*

Yeah.

it is satire

but so is the election

didn't Christie bash him,, before he endorsed him?

That's entertainment American style ..... Just saying !!!

isn't it sad, elections are now an episode of survivor

rooting for the most rotten , anything it takes, personality to 'win'

Breaking satire news!

Obama signs an executive order suspending the 12th amendment and joins Trump's ticket as VP.

Update: Trump's family takes out a multi billion dollar life insurance policy.


To me they seem more like an episode of "to tell the truth," only they're all impostors, so the judges are always stumped, and no one wins.

markc48

Hhhaaa.. That was a long hour

waiting for you to put the article up.

Christie didn't endorse trump, he sold out to him for a job. Good thing is Cruz won Texas!

KLONDIKE-Bars and Donuts!

Who cares if Chissie bashed or backed him? Big boy is out of the picture. Personally I think he is too nice a guy to be President
People cried when he ended up missing Obama's a@@. And poor New Jersey never did get the money it was promised from Obama after the hurricane.

Cruz: Is anyone surprised about Texas.. Was the vote even in English or was it Canadian?

Two things come to mind.

This kind of thing is an example of the freedom of the press leading to some people exercising their freedom to be de-pressed.


Is Trump going to file a law suit against anyone who makes up things about who is supporting him?

I think a Trump/Bernie ticket would be perfect..at least we Americans would get a few laughs while our government continues to fail the people...Obama probably don't give two hoots who the next fall guy is...besides..isn't Obama pursuing his future with the UN..?

doubt you'd laugh very long with that Team from Heck destroying the last remnant of a great Constitution!

Farrakhan all but endorsed him..

Not because he likes his ideas, but because Trump doesn't take any jewish money..

haha