As blind as a bat

see ya later alligator

I get excited over mingle replies and Tupperware.

After a while crocodile

Bye Bye Firefly

had a blast on hot dog day

Yada yada yada, hang a left here...yada yada yada, no that does not make your butt look big....yada yada yada, hang a left here...yada yada yada, watch out pedestrian...yada yada yada, eat my shorts!!! Grrrrrrr!

D'Oh!

I'll stay with me..

I'll stay with you too..

i put a lot of thought into that..

Oops just perved you.

and I liked it

Pervert!

The nerve, eh?

what I am is accurate
what makes you any different than anyone else that stops by
just long enough to perv my profile and move on?

you stop by to ask about my life? catch up on the family?
wanna check in with me on how my week went just cause you been thinking about me? no? then we ain't friends now are we?

or was it simply boredom? I do not flirt, flattery does not work on me
I am not interested in what you ate for lunch or how much you paid for gas

if you had wanted to get to know me
really get to know me?
ya you had your chance...

Ah ha! Just as I thought.

c'est la vie

Something stinks here...

... why ya'll looking at me?

That's a grey area...