These Are The Top Suggestions For An Elementary School's New Name

April 24, 2016

After Boaty McBoatface, we really need to stop letting the public name things.

The recommendations for the future name of Robert E. Lee Elementary in Austin were released this week.

Top 10 renaming recommendations — sorted by most nominated:

Donald J. Trump Elementary: 45 nominations

Robert E. Lee Elementary: 34 nominations

Russell Lee Elementary: 32 nominations

Harper Lee Elementary: 30 nominations

Elisabet Ney Elementary: 15 nominations

Lee Elementary: 13 nominations

Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance: 8 nominations

Waller Creek Elementary: 8 nominations

Dr. Frances J. Nesmith Elementary School: 7 nominations

Guy Bizzell Elementary: 6 nominations

Some of the more notable, but less voted names include:

Adam Lanza’s School of Fun,

Bee Movie,

Bleeding Heart Liberal Elementary,

Boaty McBoatface Elementary School,

Forgetting the Past Dooms You to Repeat It Elementary,

Garfunkel, Hypothetical Perfect Person Memorial Elementary School,

John Cena Elementary and Schooly McSchoolerson.

http://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/1445/These-Are-The-Top-Suggestions-For-An-Elementary-School-s-New-Name/

Donald J. Trump Elementary:
45 nominations





Hhhaaa.. Just kidding

After Boaty McBoatface, we really need to stop letting the public name things.

I don't think polictians should either.
There has to be a better way!

It's Austin.


Stevie Ray Vaughan Elementary,
should have made the list of nominations.

Stevie Ray Vaughn was from Dallas, south oak cliff...

Robert E. Lee wasn't even from Texas.

neither is john cena, trump, boaty mcboatface ot bleeding heart liberal... although, Austin is about as liberal as Seattle is, with that stupid college there...

Agreed. Austin is a liberal pit.

Just to piss 'em off,

George Dubya Bush Elementary.




Austin Public School Number 'Potato'

Hamburger Elementary

*McDonald's child Labor Training Excellence

**The only active QSR currently to receive college credit recommendations from the American Council on Education (ACE), the United States’ oldest and most recognized unifying body for higher education

*Excellence in training child workers at no cost.

Side note for ya .

Ssshhh... Don't Wake The Village

School Named for Confederate General to be Renamed, Donald J. Trump Elementary the Favorite

John S. Roberts


April 24, 2016

Liberals Want to Rename School, What Happens Next is PRICELESS...

John S. Roberts
April 24, 2016 7:57 pm

Donald Trump will be proud to know that parents of children from a Texas elementary school want to rename it in his honor.

I’m not exactly sure why, but it probably has something to do with him being such a hot commodity right now. Just a guess.

Check this out…

From TheBlaze:

The Robert E. Lee Elementary School in Austin, Texas, is considering changing its name to honor a different historical figure after hundreds of parents recently expressed their distaste for the Confederate general.

The school’s Campus Advisory Committee voted unanimously on March 28 to have the board consider a name change that would reflect more accurately the parents’ wishes and the school’s values, according to KTBC-TV. After the vote, the Austin School Board asked for submissions to be sent in for proper consideration.

At the top of the list was “Donald J. Trump Elementary” with 45 votes, according to KXAN. “Robert E. Lee Elementary” came in second with 35 voters asking for it to remain as the school’s name. “Russell Lee Elementary” came in third with 32 votes, “Harper Lee Elementary” came in fourth with 30 nominations and “Elisabet Ney Elementary” came in fifth with 15 nominations.

Other suggestions included “Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance,” “Idiocaracy [sic.] Elementary,” “Drew Brees Elementary,” and “John Cena Elementary.”

Oh, and my personal favorite,“Bruce Lee Elementary.”

Hitler Elementary is pretty bad, but at least these people aren’t leaning towards Obama Elementary or Clinton Elementary.

http://www.youngcons.com/school-named-for-confederate-general-to-be-renamed-donald-j-trump-elementary-the-favorite/