....if being Texan means being gay, I'm willing to cross the state line and be the biggest homo in the world.
....That doesn't make a lot of sense with the picture you posted.
If you became the biggest homo in the world, you would have no desire for that woman in the photo.
At best you would be stuck in the friend zone while she made you her "faghag" and told you all about the guys she bangs.
Not to mention if Texan means being gay, she's a lesbian.
So you'd have to go the Jenner route to even remotely have an inkling of some kind of chance with her and have your penis replaced with a vagina.
Unless she's a transsexual.
But if the Jerry Springer shows I saw when younger, with titles like "can you spot the real woman, which is a man which is a woman?," you don't have to go to Texas to find an attractive passable transsexual.
And if the fear mongers from around the web are any indication, public bathrooms around the nation are absolutely filled with transsexual's that just hang out all day making people feel uncomfortable, chanting "we're here, we're kinda queer, you have to change your lives cuz we'll never leave we live in here now," and then peeing on the constitution or something.
...Or are you saying "if being Texan means being gay, I'm willing to cross the border and be the biggest homo in the world, if I can have surgeries and hormones in order to look like her! This is who I really want to be and who I am on the inside, and I'd love a state haven I can call home and be myself!"
It doesn't make sense to say you'd be willing to be a big homo if you're trying to have sex with a woman, if you're a guy.
