A Dayton, Ohio man was arrested on Aug. 16th after allegedly fornicating in public…with a van.

A 911 caller reported seeing the suspect, Michael Henson, pulling down his pants, exposing his penis and then “sticking his genitals in the grill of a red van,” according to The Smoking Gun.

After “humping it as if he were having sex with the van” for a while, the caller said Henson, who appeared to be intoxicated, passed out in a yard, then got up and stumbled away.

A second caller led police to a nearby street, where Henson was found walking along wearing only shorts and shoes. They apprehended him without incident and brought him to the station, where he was charged with public indecency.

The officers also tracked down the owner of the van, who said he witnessed Henson passing out in the yard, but not the act that preceded it.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/08/18/ultimate-car-lover-ohio-man-arrested-for-sex-act-with-van/

was the humping caught on camera?
have the video link OP? hmmmm

hey, whatever floats their boat rofl >.<

did ya know there is a subsection in the DSM 5 about people who like to have sex with inanimate objects like washing machines, cars, park benchs. yes indeedy they do exist

If it was with the grill, shouldn't it be some type of illegal oral act instead of fornication?...I haven't been a mechanic in a long time, so I could be mistaken.

Gives a whole new meaning to "If the van's a rockin, don't come knockin'....

Probably wasn't consensual!
Thus the arrest!

Gives new meaning to some street signs like this one....

My uncle Van was pretty hot.
Nice grill, too.

dildos are inanimate aren't they?,, whats good for the goose,,,,

but only if its YOUR stuff,, your stuff you should use how you want

sex toys are usually considered fairly non-deviant

I dont know why..lol

inanimate is inanimate,, in my opinion

whether its something inanimate going in side a body, or a body part going into something inanimate,,,




Im neither advocating nor condemning the behavior,,

just saying I dont see much difference

Fetishistic Disorder

-over a period of 6 months recurrent and intense sexual arousal from either the use of non living objects or a highly specific focus on non-genital body parts as manifested in fantasies, urges and behavior.

the fetish objects are not limited to articles of clothing used in cross-dressing or devices specifically designed for the purpose of tactile gential stimulation

DSM-5

Is a watermellon or a cantalope inanimate?...just curious, it's a living thing right?....don't even think about it, you savages....I was just hungry.

Damn Government! They just keep taking our freedoms away.

Well time to sell her....

I could see an older Vette or a Gumpert Apollo..(my last girlfriend had one, and damn it was sexy) but a van? unless it was a 70's van, because those were sex machines, but to have sex INSIDE the van, not out of it...

Was it down by the river?