Of course...you don't want to get "Shanked" in the schoolyard with a sharpened crayon...do Ya'?

Good point - or pointy crayon

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I'm a liberal professor, and my liberal students terrify me

http://www.vox.com/2015/6/3/8706323/college-professor-afraid/

Things have changed since I started teaching. The vibe is different. I wish there were a less blunt way to put this, but my students sometimes scare me — particularly the liberal ones.

Not, like, in a person-by-person sense, but students in general. The student-teacher dynamic has been reenvisioned along a line that's simultaneously consumerist and hyper-protective, giving each and every student the ability to claim Grievous Harm in nearly any circumstance, after any affront, and a teacher's formal ability to respond to these claims is limited at best.

> More on link

Silly Putty might be more appropriate!

I was going to watch college football tomorrow, but I decided to watch the college Etch A Sketch playoffs instead.

The Trojans are taking on the gamecocks.. well, at least the names are manly.

They need a time out at least. If that was my kid, he would get a spanking (even though he is 25 and bigger than me)

He even thought this was ridiculous. He was raised right. He never expected anything for not winning

Binkies!
They need binkies!