Long ago, in a galaxy far away, there were potatoes.
and the eye of the potatoe held within it unspeakable things
Sweet potatoes <3
One of the healthiest foods there is...
such a versatile vegetable! In December, I learned to make Lefsa.
That stray shard in the potato chip bag...that one that stayed in the oil too long...yum!
Potatoes are everywhere. I live in the "potato state".
I want a bag of Lay's Potato Chips with only folded chips. Each folded chip also sports at least one bubble.
I like fried potatoes with my eggs and ham.
I like scalloped potatoes without cheese but baked with pork chops in the bottom.
Don't really care for French Fried potatoes unless there is malt vinegar on them.
I like to bake potato wedges with different spices to have with sour cream or comeback sauce.
I like my baked potatoes with real butter and salt/pepper.
Hash browns have to be crispy and thin.
When I was a kid, dad used to bring home these big boxes of shoestring potatoes for snacking. "Potato Stiks"
I make the BEST mashed potatoes I have ever tasted. No gravy needed but gravy just makes them better.
My potato cakes always fall apart and turn to mush?
I use those canned 'New' potatoes in stews.
My mother used to be able to peel a potato with one cut.
We fried the skins for snacks.
My X made boiled potatoes a lot, I never do.
I BBQ sweet potatoes after marinating them over night in seasonings and olive oil.
I have to buy individual potatoes because even a 5lb bag goes bad before I eat them all. When the kids were teens a 20lb bag was never enough - we had to buy two.
Don't store potatoes next to onions.
I made hasselbacks, everyone loved them except me.
I had a Mr Potato Head when I was young.
I installed a model rocket engine in a potato once and ignited it....don't ask, LOL
I have played killer potato in the dorm drunk and knocked a kid out.
One potato
Two potato
Three potato
More...
I was never really a couch potato but I have heard about them.
Mom used to clean the potatoes out of my ears with a q-tip.
A potato will not fit in my nostril.
Whats for supper tonight?...not potatoes.
Potatoes are everywhere. I live in the "potato state".
Are the babies in Idaho called
tater tots?
potatoes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Edited by
NeonMidnight
on Sat 04/08/17 05:45 PM
I saw a movie where a guy silenced his rifle with a potato.
I just found out that Don Rickles was MR. POTATO HEAD?
WHAT!!!!
And the Russians will always have Spudnik..brrump.bump
Tom4Uhere,just love Mashed potato's.
Tip for Potato Cakes,
Don't completely mash, leave a little bit Lumpy,
Brush with beaten egg-dip in flour,
And very shallow fry, in spitting hot Oil.
Might as well face it your addicted to spuds