A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American lady. Although his English wasn't perfect they got along very well.

One day he rushed to the solicitor's and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The solicitor said that getting a divorce would depend on circumstances and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home

No, i mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have a carport and not need one

I mean what are your relations like?

All my relations are in Poland

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player

Does your wife beat u up?

No i always up before her

Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me

What makes you think that?

I got proof

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me

She bought a bottle at drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English well and it say:

POLISH REMOVER!!!!!

that's a real knee-slapper

FUNNY

Sounds like grounds for divorce to me.
Great joke, thanks for sharing


Decades ago i heard a variation of the joke.

Funny .

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I enjoyed that one.

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