I have the free will to not see anything I do as stupid

Completed a circuit on a standard 120v system with my hand. My arm was numb for about an hour.

I'm blonde, where do I begin?

Kicked dirt into the face of a 2000 pound bull.

At the beginning

Wake up in the wrong bed,

Trusted.

I was 17 and just got my first car.. a bomb.. but it was Cadillac in my eyes. It had white wall tires. I wanted black wall. So I jacked the car up.. started taking the wheels off ., just turned them around to the all black side and put them back on.. and tightened them up.

Figured I would then take the car for a spin, as I pulled out.. all 4 tired collapsed in.

that's how I learned that you actually have to take the tire off the rim first.

i ran i ran very fast and ran into a wall at my will

Tried to pour gas into my truck from a
5 gal open bucket twenty feet from a cutting torch....
Spilled more on the ground than in my tank, but the gas was free at the time and I was very stupid at that age.
Then I had the "dolly zoom" moment, and got the heck out of there.

Shaved my beard once ..

Oh and another time when she said don't worry I'm on the pill