Lol.sob..son of a bi.tch.. moments..
We all have them ! Some Times Daily..

Ie.. just installed new toilet seat..
Took the old one off ,but the new one on,.. then realized the new one has a small tear on its seem..((S.O.B.))...
Take the new one off but the old one back on drive all the way back to the store on the way get a rock chip in my window...S.O.B...lol.....

Feel free to add your own ..SOB.. moments...lol

Get called out by a customer, respond very well - if I do say so myself.

Then get called out by my boss for responding.

..Don't forget to add..
S.O.B...lol..at the end.. it's probably really cute coming from you..lol

s.o.b.!

I measured once, and then had to cut twice. S.O.B.!
I dropped a bird from my hand to chase 2 in the bush. S.O.B.!
I forgot to put a stitch in time, and ended up spending 9. S.O.B.!
I bought a dijon plantation, but couldn't afford any sharp knives. S.O.B.!

Not happy at the mo, and got a SOB of a headache to go with it

S.O.B..why do I always put to much.chill spice..in.the chill..
Great now I have a whole potfull.
Of 4 alarm chili when all I can handle is 2 alarm chili..S.O.B..

Then you add an equal amount 0 alarm chili to it and you'll end up with 2 alarm chili. Even I can do that math!
Chuck 3/4 in the freezer and Bob's your uncle. Unless you want to eat 2 alarm chili for a week of course.
You could of course simply use te 4 alarm chili to keep your porch free from snow and frost? I'm guessing you are freezing your Canadian butts off over there.

I'm so (pick a title or sicknesss)...I guess "obsessive" about my keys and wallets. I know this is not uncommon. I'm constantly patting my azz or front pocket to make sure my accoutrement is present.

I was driving down the road yesterday, patted my front pocket. Panicked for a moment about my keys. Then I looked down at the ignition. S...O.......a.....B!!!

S.O.a. B!!! It's too damn cold out!! I can't even type, my fingers are frozen!