Green eyes....you mean your not a spammer!??!?!?
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Well, technically.. yes. I'm a spammer who likes to post in the forums too.. I spam part time, mostly for money for pot, Coke a Cola and western clothing which is hard to get here in Nigeria.
Plus its too friggin hot to spam and scam all day in that smelly internet café. Crowded with other scammers, you have to get there early just to get a seat. 1 bathroom.. no exhaust fan... not a pleasant work environment.
omg....i must you money now!!!
just were in the Congo are you Carmen San Diego??
4371A Camel drive.. right next to the Western Union office.
I will pay you back once I move my family out of the way of the swarm of locust that has been following us non stop for 1 year. Plus you know, grandma died and Pops is very sick and blind. My brother Lupford has malaria and my sister Myra has acute foot fungus and a rash that looks like a map of Poland on her back.
So, you know.. I need the money. I swear to God ( or whoever you want me to swear to) that I will pay you back.
Remember... Western Union.
