Who knew...the best marital aid can be found at the local grocery...

C'mon max I'm trying to eat my strawberry short cake.

Hahahaha...

Uh, the word "marital" implies that one is married.

You mean, it's like the Red Cross?

Hot produce chicks with ripe melons?
Voluptuous bakery chicks with hot fresh buns?
Buxom butcher babes grinding beef?
Frozen food gals with a couple of turgid eraser sized fudge pops?
Deli dames doling out delicious fresh tuna salad?
Concupiscent cart pushing service kiosk kittens straining for customer satisfaction?
Lascivious liquor aisle lasses longing for a quick schnapps?
Fat greeting granny's garnering hellos to their welcome mat?


If it's in a can, is it really fresh?
Are they shipped straight from picking from the canned whip cream tree?
I know you can grow a bagel tree by planting a cheerio, but how does a whip cream tree work? Plant a cow teats up during a hurricane?

Had a masochist cow.
It's cream would whip itself.

Nipple clamps would cost a fortune for those udders.

Ohhh..yess..food play...yum.yum...
But I can always hear my mother in the back of my mind saying...
Finish everything on your plate there's kids in Africa starving.... that would wrestle each other over your scraps...

Kind of takes the fun out of it at that point...

hahaha when I was growing up it was 'starving
kids in China' from my Mother :-)

Is that with a Cherry on top?, .