rut roh I don't think that was this particular devil



the devil can get me into so much trouble

the devil made me whip him and tie him up and call me mommy

No, cause he directed me there thinking he was gonna "get lucky" Hey,,I may be cheap, but I ain't EASY LOL,,you shoulda seen him zipping up his jeans and the look on his face, when I drove away

That's what I get for dating an exmodel

No, cause he directed me there thinking he was gonna "get lucky" Hey,,I may be cheap, but I ain't EASY LOL,,you shoulda seen him zipping up his jeans and the look on his face, when I drove away

That's what I get for dating an exmodel

No, cause he directed me there thinking he was gonna "get lucky" Hey,,I may be cheap, but I ain't EASY LOL,,you shoulda seen him zipping up his jeans and the look on his face, when I drove away

That's what I get for dating an exmodel

The Devil made me scream whip me ,beat me , make me write bad checks

damn that devil

the devil made me have a fantasy of hanging upside down from a ceiling fan on high speed nekkid, and screaming "Who's yo daddy?"

megmagotch,smitchmagotch,pammffff

The devil made me wonder "what the hell is that?"

ditto!?

the devil made me try to think jack does not have a crush on cindy ,,, I think he's wrong

he has the attention of ALL the women...the devil made him do it?

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the devil had nothing to do with how i feel about her

The Devil made me ask , What did he make you do ?

S E C R E T S

ok, the devil made me go out with a former model who thought i was gonna do him behind a grocery store by the dumpster. The devil, said, "tell him you want him to get out of the car so you can get on your knees. And when he does, LEAVE HIS ARSE there!!!"

The devil made him walk 5 miles back to his car

The devil made me shut my phone off for the next 12 hours

the devil made me charge 800 dollars on my credit cards this weekend. oh, no wait, that was santa, santa did it!

the made me check out the batteries in my toy yep...still works!
*gotta those energizer batteries *

The devil made me take a ham to a jewish wedding party