Topic: Worst pickupโ€‹ lines ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Unknow

Thu 06/08/17 09:17 PM

For example... I lost my number, can I have yours.
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why4not

Thu 06/08/17 09:21 PM

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running thru my mind all day.....
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Unknow

Thu 06/08/17 09:30 PM

You must be a banana because I find you a peeling. :banana: huh
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catinidaho

Thu 06/08/17 10:20 PM

Those are really bad!
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isaac_dede

Thu 06/08/17 10:43 PM

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
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Beachfarmer

Fri 06/09/17 02:59 AM

Hi. Wanna shag?
Edited by Beachfarmer on Fri 06/09/17 02:59 AM
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SparklingCrystal ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’Ž

Fri 06/09/17 03:14 AM


Hi. Wanna shag?

Sure, do it several times a day

Edited by SparklingCrystal ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’Ž on Fri 06/09/17 03:14 AM
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peggy122

Fri 06/09/17 06:09 AM

1. Man looks up lovingly at the girl he has tripped in front of , and gushes, " Girrrrrl... Cant you see Im FALLING for you ??? "


2. Man dips 2 fingers into his drink and flicks it on the female he is talking to , followed by the line,

" How about you and me getting out of these wet clothes ???" spock
Edited by peggy122 on Fri 06/09/17 06:12 AM
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why4not

Fri 06/09/17 06:49 AM

Are you the colonel Empire? Cause I'm really India... :confused:
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why4not

Fri 06/09/17 06:50 AM


Are you the colonel Empire? Cause I'm really India... :confused:

Correction : British colonel empire
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Unknow

Fri 06/09/17 07:52 AM

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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joethebricky

Fri 06/09/17 08:02 AM

I'm here, now what were your other 2 wishes.
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dolphin0925

Fri 06/09/17 08:08 AM

Did you just fart? Coz you're blowing me away.shocked noway what surprised slaphead laugh laugh laugh tongue2
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Unknow

Fri 06/09/17 08:28 AM

Get your coat, you've pulled!
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Diaz1967

Fri 06/09/17 02:20 PM

Lol,:laughing::laughing::laughing:
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Diaz1967

Fri 06/09/17 02:25 PM

1. Man looks up lovingly at the girl he has tripped in front of , and gushes, " Girrrrrl... Cant you see Im FALLING for you ??? "


2. Man dips 2 fingers into his drink and flicks it on the female he is talking to , followed by the line,

" How about you and me getting out of these wet clothes ???" spock

Lol:laughing:
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catinidaho

Fri 06/09/17 02:41 PM

Why4not, someone just used that same line on me a few hours ago. Probably the same person. That cracks me up!
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Two

Fri 06/09/17 03:11 PM

Let's go dance the night away in your bed...

noway
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why4not

Fri 06/09/17 03:32 PM


Why4not, someone just used that same line on me a few hours ago. Probably the same person. That cracks me up!

Yes!!! I figured a few would be able to reference that one....had to laugh!
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whattheheywastaken

Fri 06/09/17 03:32 PM

If we don't, the terrorists win!