Topic: Worst pickup​ lines ever! 😂
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secretMTman4u

Wed 09/20/17 04:15 PM

Bet you $100 you won't f**k me tonight
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mui887

Wed 09/20/17 04:25 PM


Bet you $100 you won't f**k me tonight


That seems like a rude thing to say.

If you really want to talk to ANY women even if you think you are not even their type,,,just wast up to them and say "hi"..Be yourself, and no lines are needed if your a nice guy.

Women want a nice guy for the most part. Someone that is smart and can carry on a conversation. Be as natural as you can be to a woman.

Trust me. Only fake woman need a fast line and need to know what brand of clothes you wear. A real woman will blush right out of the gate if your just you and not phoney.

Woman who scoff at you and behave arrogant are bums. They have no idea what you did in life and who you are. Never judge a book by its cover. Most people in the world are average looking to me and I talk to anyone when I am out and about.

I dont believe in "an ugly person"....I want someone with charm, smarts, and that can take care of her own person. Very easy life is!
Edited by mui887 on Wed 09/20/17 04:29 PM
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Midcoast_Guy

Thu 09/21/17 12:23 PM

^^^ Good answer, Mui. :thumbsup:
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secretMTman4u

Thu 09/21/17 12:50 PM

Oh pardon me I must be on the wrong thread. I thought this was "worst" pick up lines
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crazy1boy1234

Thu 09/21/17 11:16 PM

:sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::relieved::relieved:
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Stu

Thu 09/21/17 11:42 PM

Used on here by someone. .. I wish I was your mirror so I could look at you every morning.

To bad she wasn't real... or local.
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Dreamer1982

Sat 10/14/17 05:45 PM

Talking to a woman for a few minutes... then pick her up... if she doesn't hit you, but ask what you are doing... swept you off your feet.
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Vera

Sun 10/15/17 02:06 PM

You're in my way! laugh
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d__u__b

Sun 10/15/17 02:50 PM


^^^Saturday night beaver laughlaugh


every night is a great night for a nice beaver dinner.

everyone should know that. whoa
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mysticalview21

Mon 10/16/17 02:44 PM

personally... I don't have a pick up line ... maybe thats why I don't like others with them ... here is a new one thinking in another country ... Hi pretty ...WTFlaugh
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Stu

Mon 10/16/17 03:05 PM

Candy little girl?.... bigsmile
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d__u__b

Wed 10/18/17 08:06 AM

GIT IN THE TRUCK!!!



oh, wait. this is the worst pickup lines thread. slaphead

nevermind. blushing
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Gs2Awesome

Wed 10/18/17 06:09 PM


Are your legs tired? Because you've been running thru my mind all day.....


But it's from Fresh Prince, classic, no?
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33Jessie

Sun 10/22/17 03:44 AM

Hi pretty . lol
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Nathanstk

Sun 10/22/17 05:53 AM

R u sick caus u havnt ur vitamin Me
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d__u__b

Sun 10/22/17 12:45 PM

are you wet; if not, here's your vitamin p
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Toodygirl5

Sun 10/22/17 02:26 PM

Where you been all my life! whoa
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d__u__b

Sun 10/22/17 02:30 PM

hiding
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jaix0222

Tue 10/24/17 06:20 AM

Are you a false teeth?
why?
coz I can't smile with out you....toink
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actionlynx

Tue 09/18/18 10:52 AM

"Hi, I'm Mr. Nice, but you can call me Guy."