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Topic: Worst pickup​ lines ever! 😂
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why4not

Sat 06/10/17 12:43 PM

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.
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Beachfarmer

Sat 06/10/17 01:11 PM

It's like a beautiful butterfly just metamophisised before my eyes...

....and I never metamorphosis I didn't like.
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why4not

Sat 06/10/17 02:36 PM

I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
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chris2460

Sat 06/10/17 03:15 PM


Let's go dance the night away in your bed...

noway


These are great Never heard this one before...
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why4not

Sat 06/10/17 03:33 PM

That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too.
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Digger350

Sun 06/11/17 03:59 PM

"Hi, my names Chuck, wanna f**K."
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Beachfarmer

Sun 06/11/17 04:02 PM

My name doesn't rhyme with anything good....wanna shag anyway?
Edited by Beachfarmer on Sun 06/11/17 04:02 PM
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Piscesmoon02

Sun 06/11/17 04:22 PM

Darling, you look divine! If I were to present your picture in heaven, so many angels will hide their face in shame.
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slimmmerman

Sun 06/11/17 05:28 PM

Did you fall from heaven?
Because so did satan!
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Unknow

Mon 06/12/17 12:13 PM

If I were a dolphin I'd jump through hoops to get to you! happy
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Beachfarmer

Mon 06/12/17 12:14 PM

If you were a sitcom, you'd be my Big Bang Theory.
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dolphin0925

Mon 06/12/17 01:44 PM

" I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y "
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Flumeonnee

Mon 06/12/17 01:54 PM

Your as soft as a freshly made biscuit
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Beachfarmer

Mon 06/12/17 02:15 PM

Whatever that milky sucky thread was, that Dude just tried to post.
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Digger350

Mon 06/12/17 02:48 PM


Whatever that milky sucky thread was, that Dude just tried to post.
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LMAO!
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Digger350

Mon 06/12/17 02:49 PM

"are you from Ghana?"
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Unknow

Mon 06/12/17 09:58 PM

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your bed rock!
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Unknow

Mon 06/12/17 10:00 PM

Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you.
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howed

Tue 06/13/17 01:17 AM

Hi! your hair would look great on my pillow!bigsmile
Edited by howed on Tue 06/13/17 01:18 AM
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Flumeonnee

Tue 06/13/17 09:33 AM

Was your mother a beaver cause "DAMN"