Guy to a girl:

Can we go out? I think your Stilettos are just my size

lets feel the night

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.

lol

Do you have Irish in you

go for it

if you can let me have yours for a while

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

My mom always kissed my boo boos.
Runs into the corner of a table, Ouch!
Can you help me out here?

Hey miss... can i get your phone... lol ( a polite hold up situation)

cool

what's funny

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Got me? I'll do your body good.

Hai dear...

Hai

This is one of mine. It's my creation, It is my intellectual property.


It goes like this: "You must leave a trail of bodies behind you where ever go, "cause your looks are killer". Game set and match.


If the Pope were visiting a nunnery and used that line, it very possibly would turn out to be an orgy of "biblical proportions". LOL!!!

I see you're already smiling ... and now I am.

BTW this really subtle one inspired by Monty Python:

"Want to go back to my place? I am no longer infected"

Unlike:

"My hovercraft is full of eels"

Me: are you ok?
Her: what do you mean?
Me: I thought you may have hurt yourself...
Her: ???
Me: when you fell from heaven
Her: Lmaoo

Wow some of these are just terrible. Lol