My buddy and I love to come up with bad pickup lines just to make each other laugh.
For instance...
[my buddy] Excuse me, can I sniff your butt?
(What? It works for dogs, right?)
[myself] Wanna play 'pirates'? 'Cos I'd love to plunder that booty.
(I always imagine how hard I'd get slapped if I ever used that one. LOL)
If you guys ever decide to try some of those, be sure to get it on video. You could have a show like that
Impractical Jokers or whatever it is on HLN. (CourtTV morphed into TruTV, then to HLN.)
And you reminded me of a joke, but I dunno if I can tell it on the forum. It's more of an "in-person" joke, so I can do a drunk's voice.
Part of it is the line "Typically nasty weather."
Edit to add: I just found it online, and apparently it was in a movie in 1980,
Up the Academy. "Particularly nasty weather." (Link to the joke available on request.)
Edited by
Midcoast_Guy
on Tue 08/08/17 09:41 PM