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Topic: Worst pickup​ lines ever! 😂
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no1phD

Sat 08/12/17 12:57 AM

When were done do you think your mom will give me a ride home..lol
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Midcoast_Guy

Sat 08/12/17 02:12 PM

When were done do you think your mom will give me a ride home..lol
I'm glad I hadn't just taken a sip of coffee when I read that, or it would be all over my screen and keyboard.
My best laugh so far today. laugh
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ohdusty1

Sun 08/13/17 07:11 AM

That not bad at all. Quite useable in fact!
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ohdusty1

Sun 08/13/17 07:12 AM

Uh no. On here you would not get slapped. You'd get blocked!
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actionlynx

Sun 08/13/17 07:14 AM

"I seem to have lost my underwear. Can I borrow yours?"
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jonathan102221

Sun 08/13/17 01:18 PM

hey
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Poetrywriter

Sun 08/13/17 04:59 PM

Pardon me. If you are not doing anything tonight would you like to practice the honeymoon?
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trat3381

Sun 08/13/17 10:24 PM

Baby, you're clocking in at nearly three times the legal limit for adorable.
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Unknow

Sun 08/20/17 11:13 PM

Trust me, I'm a councillor laugh
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actionlynx

Mon 08/21/17 08:20 PM

"Yo B!tch!"
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jscott223

Tue 08/22/17 07:34 PM

nice
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jscott223

Tue 08/22/17 07:34 PM

nice
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no1phD

Tue 08/22/17 07:36 PM

Excuse Me Miss I'm interested in you.

But on the off chance it doesn't work out is your cute blonde friend single.??..
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freindzone

Fri 09/01/17 03:57 PM

Every one I ever tried obviously! Steeeeerike 3!!!
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wellworn

Fri 09/08/17 02:48 PM

You know, I really fancy a bit of the other.
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Two

Fri 09/08/17 05:34 PM

I'm evacuating for the hurricane too! Wanna lift to Vegas and we can get hitched??

noway
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Dreamer1982

Fri 09/08/17 07:59 PM


1. Man looks up lovingly at the girl he has tripped in front of , and gushes, " Girrrrrl... Cant you see Im FALLING for you ??? "


I think that 1 is funny... it is 1 way to check a woman's sense of humor.
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Dreamer1982

Fri 09/08/17 08:02 PM


So do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?whoa tongue2 laugh


Another humor checker
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Piscesmoon02

Sat 09/09/17 02:56 AM


I'm evacuating for the hurricane too! Wanna lift to Vegas and we can get hitched??

noway


That would totally work for me right about now... well maybe not the getting hitched part...tongue2 but the lift would be great bigsmile
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Sportsfan2018

Sun 09/10/17 05:06 PM

I heard my friends use this line...is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. Lol lol