A report today from Suffolk, ooooo rrrrr,
Referring to the cats eyes in the middle of the road (highway) a British invention of glass like reflective things that show up in headlights. Due to work on the road the council had put up signs warning road users saying "cat's eyes removed " after complaints from the public the signs have been changed. It was said that it was upsetting children who thought that real cat's had there eyes removed!
A tourist also complained saying he thought it was terrible, he was from the usa

What about the dogs bollocks

Oh, the pub in the village? That's closed for castration, opps, I mean renovation

you brits come up with the darnedest things...

You don't have cat's eyes?
Maybe the muslims ate them all

no, we filled them with bacon...

Your so on the ball moe, one day I'm going to learn how to do that!

Wow, you Americans the darnedest things!
Good way of keeping them off the road

no mike i wish we di. them or some of what the aussies use.

up here tho they would get scraped off every snow storm

Of course, I didn't think of that. There is a programme here about a wrecking company. heavy ice and snow!
Highway through hell it's called.