When the Gods get angry on the Earth inhabitants; thunderstorm comes . What happens when the Gods get dysentry issue ?

volcanoes erupt!

There is a general religion forum here amd specific religion forums for this, even though it is a bit disgusting.

God can't get sick !!

With earthquakes, floods, wildfires, tornados, cyclones, and all the other "natural" disasters we suffer from, one would hope "The Gods" take care of themselves and watch what they eat and drink.

You move aside and give them plenty of space

and God commanded, Let there be Glade pop-up's

and lo and behold, there WERE Glade pop-up's

I think this was meant to be seen as funny & not a serious religious topic! I seriously doubt the poster thinks thunderstorms happens when "the gods get angry"!

All the religious people here please forgive my twisted sense of humour, but seems to me that He's already got a serious one .. we just used to call it a Global Warming.
Even God ain't capable to digest all the crap we've created on Earth ..

They go to the godctor and get some gatorade so they don't deihydrate, I supposite-ory?

I got dysentery on liberty in Turkey from drinking their tap water.
The corpsman suggested eating lettuce and greens to stop it up.
That worked.

Perhaps God just consumes stuffy religious fanatics to stop himself up?

My apologies to the regulars of this Religion thread..

i think the OP's intent was to be taken humorously
and my previous post was an attempt to reply in kind...

the OP was moved here after the time allowed to edit my post out
i don't think this is place for joking comments...

so, if they don't move it again, my apologies..

Everything goes to shyt. That's what happens. I mean, seriously, just look around you.

YOU TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH

Blondy. ... if I would have known I wouldn't have put a question mark there

Loved this one

I thought that was how WE got here.

At least it feels that way sometimes.

When we were kids, my parents used to refer to thunderstorms as "God's in the bowling alley again up there."

Well, you know, some folks take some things waaaay too seriously.

God never gets angry, he just gets even, karma to us mere mortals.