What is your favorite part of being in an airport (if there is a such a thing!)?
Seeing family waiting for me, watching people being kinda reunited when others see their family.
All the body language as everyone around them kinda ceases to exist and they're focused only on whom they're meeting.
I also like seeing all the women that dress basically like hookers.
Are 8 inch heels and a miniskirt really the best thing to wear on a cramped, packed flight, surrounded by people, possibly sitting around in a plane for hours? Really?
I enjoy seeing the regional "fashion" differences too.
Comparing all the people flying to Texas vs. Seattle vs. Iowa vs. New York.
It's fun to watch foreign tourists trying to figure out English instructions.
Other than that, I like looking at peoples luggage and wonder what they got in there. Full of drugs? Sex toys? Parrots?
I sat next to a couple on a flight that told me they had 4 suitcases full of frozen meat. They bought a bunch of hams on sale. And that reminded me of the Mythbusters episode where they shot frozen chickens at an airplane and I kept thinking a ham would fall out of the plane and get into the engine.
I also like sitting in the boarding area and thinking about herpes.
As a percentage, it's highly likely a lot of the people going through the airport have some kind of STD.