T Rex, other than not being able to scratch their backs, they're the perfect dinosaur
This is what most big breasted women feel like
I don't understand this nawty? What do big breasts have to do with the inability to scratch your back? I can't and I'm not big breasted.
Like we can't reach anything!
Well, then suggest the:
Greeneyes back scratching service ( females only).. men can be scheduled but the cost is 650% more and a pole is used.
Why bother with that annoying scratch that you can't reach?.. the discomfort?..
I arrive at your home within 10 minutes ( like Domino's pizza) in my stylish emergency scratch relief vehicle ( like the Ghostbusters) one)
Just a click away :)