The chase is better than the catch

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I like to be pursued, courted like it’s 1945.

My mom says “stop that, this is why you attract toxic men”. What if toxic is my type? Give me a nice guy and zero freaking interest. My therapist… men love when you lead with that. Anyways, she says I’m still looking for my husband . Toxic was his middle name. Slim loves these random off topic stories.

What a loss. As a nice guy I have zero chance here..
Better look for a new love

You’d have a chance if I wasn’t allergic to camels and you didn’t already have 5 wives and 22 children.


Kiss you goodbye.

A kiss on each cheek to say hello, followed by, "let's go find my crush...!"

Kiss you right back on both cheeks. I am French and that’s how we greet friends.

Run ... in slow mo...and hope for the worst !!!

Kiss

Kiss on both cheeks.

Kiss on left cheek

Kisses her with tongue

Grab his tongue tie it in a knot and kiss him cheek as a friend.

A wee kiss on her hand ... gentleman style like

lol

A handshake hello.

A kiss on the back of her hand ...
just for the possibility of hearing an infamous giggle --- snort !

Punch on the nose , kiss his girl and run away !!!

wedgey, and run

spray paint and run...

fish guts water balloon him and run .