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Smartazzjohn

Sat 02/23/19 10:32 AM

Would it help if I put my cowbell in the bedroom as opposed to on the drum kit?

I dont know.

I wear mine around my neck...moooooooooooo! laugh

Is that so the person you're with can hear when you're "coming"??? pitchfork

luv2roknroll

Sat 02/23/19 10:48 AM

Would it help if I put my cowbell in the bedroom as opposed to on the drum kit?

I dont know.

I wear mine around my neck...moooooooooooo! laugh

Is that so the person you're with can hear when you're "coming"??? pitchfork

Ummmmmmm no...

Its because I think cows are cute,

and cows wear cowbells around their neck, (hence the name "cowbell").

And I want to be cute.... laugh

Smartazzjohn

Sat 02/23/19 11:36 AM

Would it help if I put my cowbell in the bedroom as opposed to on the drum kit?

I dont know.

I wear mine around my neck...moooooooooooo! laugh

Is that so the person you're with can hear when you're "coming"??? pitchfork

Ummmmmmm no...

Its because I think cows are cute,

and cows wear cowbells around their neck, (hence the name "cowbell").

And I want to be cute.... laugh

Since you ARE cute it's not a matter of you wanting to be cute....you really have no choice. drool

I guess you could wear a mask to conceal your cuteness....but it's too late to hide it now. tongue2

hardBNhard

Sat 02/23/19 12:09 PM

Thats "udder" ridonkculous ! whoa

......Now i wants to listen to HellsBells-ACDC style smokin

Brs8432

Sat 02/23/19 07:53 PM

The Wet Spot.
Women should not be ashamed of the wet spot and they should be willing to rotate nights to sleep in it. love

Wunston

Sun 02/24/19 03:55 AM

Come to me baby

Larsi666 😽

Sun 02/24/19 04:03 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I like cheesecake

European living/working in Beirut

Sun 02/24/19 04:07 AM

Love your humour :heart:

Larsi666 😽

Sun 02/24/19 04:17 AM

It's just a catchphrase :wink:

hardBNhard

Sun 02/24/19 06:49 AM

It's just a catchphrase :wink:

Oh ! I thought "cheesecake" was the name of your local exotic dancer ! laugh

luv2roknroll

Sun 02/24/19 12:21 PM

Thats "udder" ridonkculous ! whoa

......Now i wants to listen to HellsBells-ACDC style smokin

Me's too!

luv2roknroll

Sun 02/24/19 12:23 PM

Would it help if I put my cowbell in the bedroom as opposed to on the drum kit?

I dont know.

I wear mine around my neck...moooooooooooo! laugh

Is that so the person you're with can hear when you're "coming"??? pitchfork

Ummmmmmm no...

Its because I think cows are cute,

and cows wear cowbells around their neck, (hence the name "cowbell").

And I want to be cute.... laugh

Since you ARE cute it's not a matter of you wanting to be cute....you really have no choice. drool

I guess you could wear a mask to conceal your cuteness....but it's too late to hide it now. tongue2

Hmmmmm......

Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 02/24/19 12:28 PM

Larsi666 😽

Sun 02/24/19 12:24 PM

Local exotoic dancers? Sweet Jaysis rofl

Two

Mon 02/25/19 04:30 PM

More movement in the hips...
laugh

Unknow

Tue 02/26/19 12:30 AM

No but it's a big book

Rafie

Tue 02/26/19 12:56 AM

wah

Dev

Tue 02/26/19 03:39 AM

**** you babe

JOHNN111

Tue 02/26/19 04:28 AM

The Wet Spot.
Women should not be ashamed of the wet spot and they should be willing to rotate nights to sleep in it. love

Why should women be ashamed of the wetspot? you should be ashamed for not owning that wetspot, making that wetspot yours is a mans job, own it FFS. whoa