Hold onto your hats folks, because previously secret evidence has been uncovered, that confirms, what many of us have suspected for some time. 
It has been confirmed that the president of the united states is in fact the product of a drunken tryst between John Lennon and James Brown. 
The old adage of the apple never falls too far from the tree, was surely never more apparent, than in this smooth talking, peace loving, sex machine. 
I hope you all have a beautiful day 
Take it to the bridge

LOL