A whole large £1 bar of cadburys fruit and nut, has gone missing.
Did the man in the shop forget to put it in the bag?
Did he do it on purpose
I'm am now having a deep spiritual crisis that only makes me want chocolate all the more, but the shops are closed. It's a vicious cycle, life can be very cruel sometimes

You ate it on the way home.
Its not my fault, I was on the pooper at the time.

first the 11 toes in my cake batter incident. And now this. I shall no longer roll up 1 trouser leg for you
I most definitely did not eat it on the way home. I had a pizza in 1 hand, and a bag of shopping in the other. Whilst I am greatly skilled in the art of eating chocolate. It was most definitely being reserved, for after the pizza.

Moved to 'chit chat' , chit chat. This is breaking news, current affairs. Chit chat
Pffft

Fruit & nut bar?


No other choices?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

@R2D2

I feel your pain, brother! A missing chocolate bar would be an existential crisis in my life. If there are 2 things I love in this world more than all else, they would be chocolate and ice cream.

I used to get the Cadbury Fruit & Nut bar all the time, back years ago..
Sadly, they apparently quit selling it a long time ago..

Humm myself I never have that problem I always know where my chocolate is~~~

There may have been a recall of Cadbury fruit and nuts, and the Cadbury police may have taken your fruit, and nuts, from your bag.

sorry for your loss mate. move on. I know its hard

it might sound trite

but there's plenty more bars in the store.

WHAT ?????????????????

I certainly go back to the store and complain. Ask for the manager. You might get a second one for free.

Which man in the shop?
Was it his job to put it in a bag?
Was he given proper osha, eeoe, sensitivity, and epa standardized training on bag identifying, candy handling, and cross platform applications?


Based on witness testimony his attestations regarding culpability of a mindful intent are warranted to the necessary degree for precluding willful negligence.


Is "life" the name of the accused packaging engineer?
Libel!

I love it when you laugh at my jokes


OT,

If there was ever a chocolate bar that goes rancid, it would be that one, it's like the fruit cake of chocolate bars.

you should celebrate with a snickers

Snickers are marathons, at least they were.
And whilst i like a peanut, we're talking almonds here
Yes, 11 toes in my cake batter, whaaat, exactly. He's a fiend
He just sort of volunteered to put the stuff in the bag. Maybe that's why, perhaps he had ulterior motives. I'm afraid I can't go back to question the suspect, I would likely swear and get into trouble . I bet the cunning swine had calculated that
It's okay, I've just bought and eaten another bar, crisis over. Thank you for your support

However I think these sage like words, we've all heard before, are somewhat appropriate.

For what does it profit a man, to gain the whole world! But lose his chocolate!

Food for thought indeed. I think we should all meditate upon that

Do you have cocoa powder or chocolate drink powder, some butter and/or copha, and sugar or honey. Guesstimate and mix well; melt/dissolve the sugar in a little water first. It won't taste the same but it will take your mind off it till the shops open.

hahaha I LUV fruitcake!
Unless, of course, it travels with 11 toes.

I make home made hot chocolate ("cocoa" to some) when I need a chocoalte fix and it's late and night...

Always double-check double-check before you leave the store.. I learned that the hard way once they forgot to put my box of Kleenex in the bag...omg.. nearly lost it when I got home..and realized Kleenex box was gone...lol..