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Riverspirit1111

Fri 08/16/19 04:47 PM

Do: Be 6 feet tall.

Don't: Be a munchkin.

Do: Look like a male model.

Don't: Look like Quasimodo's twin brother.

Do: Drive a $1.4 million Ferrari LaFerrari.

Don't: Drive a Yugo.

I'm 4'11"... I prefer someone under 5'10" so I don't get a sore neck kissing him

I don't want a model... they are usually pompous womanizers

I prefer a more economical car... you can buy me chocolates with the savings! tongue2

tongue2

and there goes my model gurl

Well if you buy me chocolate, I'll kiss you instead smitten

smitten

rofl

tongue2

SparklingCrystal 💖💎

Fri 08/16/19 04:47 PM

Do: Be 6 feet tall.

Don't: Be a munchkin.

What's unusual about 6 ft? It's pretty much average height for a guy.

Do: Look like a male model.

Don't: Look like Quasimodo's twin brother.

Would you like Quasimodo's twin sister for a partner? BTW he was quite nice according to Disney.
Women requiring a male model would mean the end of mankind. Most men aren't all that good-looking let alone like a model.

Do: Drive a $1.4 million Ferrari LaFerrari.

Don't: Drive a Yugo.

I rather have something more comfy than a Ferrari. You seem to not know it's men who care about status and sports cars as they say "p*$$y".
I don't impress me much.
If the man insists on a sports car I prefer Aston Martin DBS Superleggera Super GT.
A Yugo is a MAJOR upgrade from the Trabant we discussed the other day laugh

laugh

laugh

eric22t

Fri 08/16/19 04:50 PM

Do: Be 6 feet tall.

Don't: Be a munchkin.

What's unusual about 6 ft? It's pretty much average height for a guy.

Do: Look like a male model.

Don't: Look like Quasimodo's twin brother.

Would you like Quasimodo's twin sister for a partner? BTW he was quite nice according to Disney.
Women requiring a male model would mean the end of mankind. Most men aren't all that good-looking let alone like a model.

Do: Drive a $1.4 million Ferrari LaFerrari.

Don't: Drive a Yugo.

I rather have something more comfy than a Ferrari. You seem to not know it's men who care about status and sports cars as they say "p*$$y".
I don't impress me much.
If the man insists on a sports car I prefer Aston Martin DBS Superleggera Super GT.
A Yugo is a MAJOR upgrade from the Trabant we discussed the other day laugh

laugh

laugh

have no fear crystal i have the high rise cowboy boots all sorted and i'll even round up a ford prefect for you flowerforyou

flowerforyou

eric22t

Fri 08/16/19 04:53 PM

Do: Be 6 feet tall.

Don't: Be a munchkin.

Do: Look like a male model.

Don't: Look like Quasimodo's twin brother.

Do: Drive a $1.4 million Ferrari LaFerrari.

Don't: Drive a Yugo.

I'm 4'11"... I prefer someone under 5'10" so I don't get a sore neck kissing him

I don't want a model... they are usually pompous womanizers

I prefer a more economical car... you can buy me chocolates with the savings! tongue2

tongue2

and there goes my model gurl

Well if you buy me chocolate, I'll kiss you instead smitten

smitten

rofl

tongue2

yeah but you'll quickly lose that model status you've been workin on slaphead

slaphead

laugh

Riverspirit1111

Fri 08/16/19 04:56 PM

grumble

eric22t

Fri 08/16/19 05:00 PM

grumble

don't for get i'm waiting to judge the bikini competion winking

winking

smitten

Riverspirit1111

Fri 08/16/19 05:01 PM

grumble

don't for get i'm waiting to judge the bikini competion winking

winking

smitten

blushing

I'll finish working on that tan bigsmile

bigsmile

eric22t

Fri 08/16/19 05:02 PM

grumble

don't for get i'm waiting to judge the bikini competion winking

winking

smitten

blushing

I'll finish working on that tan bigsmile

bigsmile

extra points for NO tan lines drool

drool

Riverspirit1111

Fri 08/16/19 05:04 PM

grumble

don't for get i'm waiting to judge the bikini competion winking

winking

smitten

blushing

I'll finish working on that tan bigsmile

bigsmile

extra points for NO tan lines drool

drool

laugh

That's not gonna be easy here at the resort blushing

blushing

eric22t

Fri 08/16/19 05:06 PM

grumble

don't for get i'm waiting to judge the bikini competion winking

winking

smitten

blushing

I'll finish working on that tan bigsmile

bigsmile

extra points for NO tan lines drool

drool

laugh

That's not gonna be easy here at the resort blushing

blushing

hey now! i heard you have your very own balcony

Riverspirit1111

Fri 08/16/19 05:08 PM

hey now! i heard you have your very own balcony

One that's connected to another and in clear view of the other slaphead

slaphead

eric22t

Fri 08/16/19 05:12 PM

hey now! i heard you have your very own balcony

One that's connected to another and in clear view of the other slaphead

slaphead

and that's a problem how? spock

spock

Riverspirit1111

Fri 08/16/19 05:14 PM

laugh

laugh

laugh

alexandra

Fri 08/16/19 06:26 PM

why she realy hurt to that extent

mzrosie

Fri 08/16/19 07:24 PM

why she realy hurt to that extent

what???

offtopic

rofl

Riverspirit1111

Sat 08/17/19 04:29 PM

why she realy hurt to that extent

what???

offtopic

rofl

laugh

JOHNN111

Sat 08/17/19 05:24 PM

why she realy hurt to that extent

That was incredible smitten

smitten

Edit

Do: Hang out in the forums and post like crazy

Don't; Don't Be weird

Edited by JOHNN111 on Sat 08/17/19 05:37 PM

Janet Peter

Sun 08/18/19 12:34 AM

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