Topic: CYBERHOUNDS
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keithpl2

Sat 06/08/19 05:16 AM

I'd be interested (and I'll bet I'm not the only one) in views on what I call - [until someone comes up with a better name] - CYBERHOUNDS.

I'm assuming these to be something similar to 'hackers', (possibly with the same type of personal problems), except that this sort gets onto chat or correspondence forums, to vent their frustrated spleen, (sometimes in dulcet tones), on anyone in any possible way.

The contributions of these unfortunates, range from mild: "why can't you learn to begin your name with a CAPITAL letter?"......(my son got this the other day), to.....
well, from mild to, shall we say, extreme.

Respondents?
[including, no doubt, CYBERHOUNDS]
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keithpl2

Sat 06/15/19 12:06 AM

p.s. I've got a riddle for HACKERs:

Q What is a hacker?
A A bedwetter sealed up in a rubber bag.



Haven't thought of one for CYBERHOUND.
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motowndowntown

Thu 06/27/19 01:26 PM

Are you referring to your normal "troll" types, or to the omnipresent "grammar police" ?
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Alpha_Female

Thu 06/27/19 02:52 PM

Some people are super **** about everything. Just forget them.
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Danny C.

Fri 06/28/19 06:00 AM

LOL …. just select the "BLOCK" option. Works. every. time.
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keithpl2

Fri 06/28/19 07:56 AM

not sure about 'troll types', but I agree with the BLOCK idea. It's worked [wonders] for me in a couple of instances.
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keithpl2

Sat 06/29/19 12:21 AM


...........or to the omnipresent "grammar police" ?

I presume you're referring to this:

GRAMMAR GAFFES
There’s 3 things (ARE)
It looks like he’s leaving (AS IF)
People that (WHO)
weaved (WOVEN)
he was bit by a dog (BITTEN)
bored of (WITH)
laying around (LYING)
korter (QUARTER
the guy was headed (... MAN WAS HEADING)
like I say AS I SAID)
There’s lots of people (THERE ARE
Nucilar (NUCLEAR)
you guys (...MEN, WOMEN, PEOPLE)
fed up of (.... WITH)
they collapsed it (it COLLAPSED)
the ship sunk (SANK)
I felt like no-one would (I felt THAT……)
it seems as if (it seems THAT)
not that big of a problem (not SUCH A BIG ….)
you better (you HAD better)
the pants match the jacket (the TROUSERS match ……)
she could of (….. HAVE)
your a friend (YOU’RE ...)
grand kids (GRAND CHILDREN)
based around (... ON)
he’s headed for (HEADING)
to lay around (LIE ….)
The exact same thing (EXACTLY THE SAME ……)
With regards to… (….REGARD ...)
for free (FREE)
Where he was sat (...SITTING
placed into (..IN)
He bought it along (BROUGHT)
There’s two guys to see you (THERE ARE ... PEOPLE .. … …)
It’s real nice (REALLY)
He brought it to the man next door (..TOOK ... )
I’m sorry for your problem ( … ABOUT ….)
To progress ….. (ADVANCE, MOVE ON, MAKE HEADWAY, etc)
Some guy… (A MAN)
Déjà vous (Déjà VU
In a meeting (AT . …….)
gonna (GOING TO)
accommodationS (ACCOMMODATION)
on such short notice (AT… ….. ……)
could care less (COULDN’T …. ….)
bring it to their house (TAKE .. .. ….. ……)
the man that (... … WHO)
vicious cycle (.......CIRCLE)
growing the business (EXPANDING, etc)
snuck into the room (SNEAKED …. … ….)
should of went (SHOULD HAVE GONE)
too big of a job (TOO BIG A …)
irregardless (REGARDLESS)
‘erbs (HERBS)
They disappeared them (....MADE them DISAPPEAR etc)
A Nother (ANOTHER)
The rout to (...ROUTE..)
went missing. (WERE missing/HAD VANISHED etc)
“I’m good thank you.” (...WELL ….. ...)
Last several years. (.... FEW …..)
You didn’t drink it yet. (... HAVEN’T DRUNK .. ...)
in the meanwhile (...... MEANTIME)
These kind of (.....KINDS ..)
were beat up (....BEATEN..)
less people (FEWER ……)
real happy (REALLY…..)
"you know" (!no comment!)
"sort-of" (!no comment!)
multiple eggs (MANY ….)
"like" (!no comment!)
innocent victim (VICTIM)
her and her husband (SHE……………)
“What is it?” (“CAN I HELP YOU?” [etc])
The reason why (THE REASON)
It seems like (It seems THAT)
There’s 3 things (ARE)
It looks like he’s leaving (AS IF)
People that (WHO)
weaved (WOVEN)
he was bit by a dog (BITTEN)
bored of (WITH)
laying around (LYING)
korter (QUARTER
the guy was headed (... MAN WAS HEADING)
like I say (AS I SAID)
There’s lots of people (THERE ARE
Nucilar (NUCLEAR)
you guys (...MEN, WOMEN, PEOPLE)
fed up of (.... WITH)
they collapsed it (it COLLAPSED)
the ship sunk (SANK)
I felt like no-one would (I felt THAT……)
it seems as if (it seems THAT)
not that big of a problem (not SUCH A BIG ….)
you better (you HAD better)
the pants match the jacket (the TROUSERS match ……)
she could of (….. HAVE)
your a friend (YOU’RE ...)
grand kids (GRAND CHILDREN)
based around (... ON)
he’s headed for (HEADING)
to lay around (LIE ….)
The exact same thing (EXACTLY THE SAME ……)
With regards to… (REGARD ...)
for free (FREE)
Where he was sat (...SITTING
placed into (..IN)
He bought it along (BROUGHT)
There’s two guys to see you (THERE ARE ... PEOPLE .. … …)
It’s real nice (REALLY)
He brought it to the man next door (..TOOK ... )
I’m sorry for your problem ( … ABOUT ….)
To progress it….. (ADVANCE IT, MOVE IT ON, etc)
Some guy… (A MAN)
Déjà vous (Déjà VU
In a meeting (AT . …….)
gonna (GOING TO)
accommodationS…..(ACCOMMODATION)
on such short notice (AT… ….. ……)
could care less (COULDN’T …. ….)
bring it to their house (TAKE .. .. ….. ……)
the man that (... … WHO)
vicious cycle (.......CIRCLE)
growing the business (EXPANDING, etc)
snuck into the room (SNEAKED …. … ….)
should of went (SHOULD HAVE GONE)
too big of a job (TOO BIG A …)
irregardless (REGARDLESS)
‘erbs (HERBS)
They disappeared them (....MADE them DISAPPEAR etc)
A Nother (ANOTHER)
The rout to (...ROUTE..)
went missing. (WERE missing/HAD VANISHED etc)
“I’m good thank you.” (...WELL ….. ...)
Last several years. (.... FEW …..)
You didn’t drink it yet. (... HAVEN’T DRUNK .. ...)
in the meanwhile (...... MEANTIME)
These kind of (.....KINDS ..)
were beat up (....BEATEN..)
less people (FEWER ……)
real happy (REALLY…..)
"you know" (!no comment!)
"sort-of" (!no comment!)
multiple eggs (MANY ….)
"like" (!no comment!)
innocent victim (VICTIM)
her and her husband (SHE……………)
“What is it?” (“CAN I HELP YOU?” [etc])
The reason why (THE REASON)
It seems like (It seems THAT)

'Police' is somewhat flattering. I've come across some gruesome bloomers I've made, I can tell you.
On another site though, among other responses, I got one from a high-school teacher who said; "if you think that list's anything, you should see the exam papers I have to correct !!"

Still, one has a choice, eh? You let it go, with a shrug, or you stand and fight.
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Susan

Sat 08/03/19 08:32 AM

Hi Keith,

Good topic, thanks for bringing it up.
Sadly, I think there are a lot of angry, unhappy people in this world.
Some of them like to strike out at others.
They feel safe doing it on the Internet.

But there are alot of Wonderful people too!

Don't take the negativity to heart, and only engage with the people who show positive energy to you.
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I_love_bluegrass

Sat 08/03/19 09:00 AM




I presume you're referring to this:

GRAMMAR GAFFES
There’s 3 things (ARE)
It looks like he’s leaving (AS IF)
People that (WHO)
weaved (WOVEN)
he was bit by a dog (BITTEN)
bored of (WITH)
laying around (LYING)
korter (QUARTER
the guy was headed (... MAN WAS HEADING)
like I say AS I SAID)
There’s lots of people (THERE ARE
Nucilar (NUCLEAR)
you guys (...MEN, WOMEN, PEOPLE)
fed up of (.... WITH)
they collapsed it (it COLLAPSED)
the ship sunk (SANK)
I felt like no-one would (I felt THAT……)
it seems as if (it seems THAT)
not that big of a problem (not SUCH A BIG ….)
you better (you HAD better)
the pants match the jacket (the TROUSERS match ……)
she could of (….. HAVE)
your a friend (YOU’RE ...)
grand kids (GRAND CHILDREN)
based around (... ON)
he’s headed for (HEADING)
to lay around (LIE ….)
The exact same thing (EXACTLY THE SAME ……)
With regards to… (….REGARD ...)
for free (FREE)
Where he was sat (...SITTING
placed into (..IN)
He bought it along (BROUGHT)
There’s two guys to see you (THERE ARE ... PEOPLE .. … …)
It’s real nice (REALLY)
He brought it to the man next door (..TOOK ... )
I’m sorry for your problem ( … ABOUT ….)
To progress ….. (ADVANCE, MOVE ON, MAKE HEADWAY, etc)
Some guy… (A MAN)
Déjà vous (Déjà VU
In a meeting (AT . …….)
gonna (GOING TO)
accommodationS (ACCOMMODATION)
on such short notice (AT… ….. ……)
could care less (COULDN’T …. ….)
bring it to their house (TAKE .. .. ….. ……)
the man that (... … WHO)
vicious cycle (.......CIRCLE)
growing the business (EXPANDING, etc)
snuck into the room (SNEAKED …. … ….)
should of went (SHOULD HAVE GONE)
too big of a job (TOO BIG A …)
irregardless (REGARDLESS)
‘erbs (HERBS)
They disappeared them (....MADE them DISAPPEAR etc)
A Nother (ANOTHER)
The rout to (...ROUTE..)
went missing. (WERE missing/HAD VANISHED etc)
“I’m good thank you.” (...WELL ….. ...)
Last several years. (.... FEW …..)
You didn’t drink it yet. (... HAVEN’T DRUNK .. ...)
in the meanwhile (...... MEANTIME)
These kind of (.....KINDS ..)
were beat up (....BEATEN..)
less people (FEWER ……)
real happy (REALLY…..)
"you know" (!no comment!)
"sort-of" (!no comment!)
multiple eggs (MANY ….)
"like" (!no comment!)
innocent victim (VICTIM)
her and her husband (SHE……………)
“What is it?” (“CAN I HELP YOU?” [etc])
The reason why (THE REASON)
It seems like (It seems THAT)
There’s 3 things (ARE)
It looks like he’s leaving (AS IF)
People that (WHO)
weaved (WOVEN)
he was bit by a dog (BITTEN)
bored of (WITH)
laying around (LYING)
korter (QUARTER
the guy was headed (... MAN WAS HEADING)
like I say (AS I SAID)
There’s lots of people (THERE ARE
Nucilar (NUCLEAR)
you guys (...MEN, WOMEN, PEOPLE)
fed up of (.... WITH)
they collapsed it (it COLLAPSED)
the ship sunk (SANK)
I felt like no-one would (I felt THAT……)
it seems as if (it seems THAT)
not that big of a problem (not SUCH A BIG ….)
you better (you HAD better)
the pants match the jacket (the TROUSERS match ……)
she could of (….. HAVE)
your a friend (YOU’RE ...)
grand kids (GRAND CHILDREN)
based around (... ON)
he’s headed for (HEADING)
to lay around (LIE ….)
The exact same thing (EXACTLY THE SAME ……)
With regards to… (REGARD ...)
for free (FREE)
Where he was sat (...SITTING
placed into (..IN)
He bought it along (BROUGHT)
There’s two guys to see you (THERE ARE ... PEOPLE .. … …)
It’s real nice (REALLY)
He brought it to the man next door (..TOOK ... )
I’m sorry for your problem ( … ABOUT ….)
To progress it….. (ADVANCE IT, MOVE IT ON, etc)
Some guy… (A MAN)
Déjà vous (Déjà VU
In a meeting (AT . …….)
gonna (GOING TO)
accommodationS…..(ACCOMMODATION)
on such short notice (AT… ….. ……)
could care less (COULDN’T …. ….)
bring it to their house (TAKE .. .. ….. ……)
the man that (... … WHO)
vicious cycle (.......CIRCLE)
growing the business (EXPANDING, etc)
snuck into the room (SNEAKED …. … ….)
should of went (SHOULD HAVE GONE)
too big of a job (TOO BIG A …)
irregardless (REGARDLESS)
‘erbs (HERBS)
They disappeared them (....MADE them DISAPPEAR etc)
A Nother (ANOTHER)
The rout to (...ROUTE..)
went missing. (WERE missing/HAD VANISHED etc)
“I’m good thank you.” (...WELL ….. ...)
Last several years. (.... FEW …..)
You didn’t drink it yet. (... HAVEN’T DRUNK .. ...)
in the meanwhile (...... MEANTIME)
These kind of (.....KINDS ..)
were beat up (....BEATEN..)
less people (FEWER ……)
real happy (REALLY…..)
"you know" (!no comment!)
"sort-of" (!no comment!)
multiple eggs (MANY ….)
"like" (!no comment!)
innocent victim (VICTIM)
her and her husband (SHE……………)
“What is it?” (“CAN I HELP YOU?” [etc])
The reason why (THE REASON)
It seems like (It seems THAT)




You forgot one I have seen quite often..
"bomb fire" (bonfire)

When I see that, I want to write them and ask why they like to set things on fire and blow them up, but....nah...laugh
Edited by I_love_bluegrass on Sat 08/03/19 09:02 AM
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keithpl2

Sun 08/04/19 06:50 AM

Agreed.
Happily the 'plus-minded' are in the definite majority!
k
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keithpl2

Sun 08/04/19 06:51 AM

BOMBFIRE noted !!

If you spot any more.......

k