A man drops a flute into a jar of brine and all he pulls out is a piccolo.

A documentary on cookware was panned by the critics.

REI now has sunglasses for camping that come with tented lenses.

A man kept getting a sprig of parsley with his paycheck so he complained to human resources about them garnishing his wages.

What does a shotgun enthusiast and a strangulation fetishist have in common? they both appreciate a tight choke.

last week I drove my car and took a hitcher with me.
in the car the hich-hiker asks: Can I be sure you are not a serial-killer?
I answered: It is a very small chance that there are now two serial-murderers in 1 car together

The full entirely car drive it was silent...