For the right price, a guy can get one at the Chicken Ranch, or so I heard.

I practice 'reflexology'.
Thing is, I do that automatically when I am with someone.

I tried advertising massage as a dating enticement but it NEVER worked.

The BEST method for finding someone to massage is to be open and honest, always.

My GF loves it when I touch her.
The massage is something that comes AFTER you meet.
It does help to know 'How' to touvh her but any man worth time will.

So yes, I know how to massage (with or without oils) but what got me to the point was not what I claim to be able to do but how I am in person.
I am accurate to my profile (no need to update it because I am currently in a relationship).

There are some things ya just don't have to say.

...how seriously can women take me if i don't have my own Uber account, under Any form of Capitalism?

Ownership of a car trumps Uber account any day

The women at the Chicken Ranch practice capitalism.
They will give you want you want for the right price.

I guess this wasn't the room so just waiting on my Uber to take me to the Chicken Ranch..

"No, I'm sorry, this is the ABUSE clinic." [Full body massage is down the hall.]

How about tomorrow?

so, guys are willing to pay for it and women allege to be "virtuous enough" to just say no and abstain from it?

see. that wasn't soo difficult. why are all the other women such "big chickens"?

I, for one, am glad Man invented money.

girl friends can ask for four hands massage.

I'll be waiting

Good things come to those who wait..

I've been waiting a really long time so that's great news!

Well I'm glad to be the bearer of that..

i love it when women can be, "ambitious and proactive".