Topic: Futile Statements
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Freebird Deluxe

Wed 07/10/19 05:30 AM

In a stand off with the grim reaper.

'you'll never take me alive '
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notbeold

Wed 07/10/19 05:37 AM

My New Year's resolution is . . .
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Riverspirit1111

Wed 07/10/19 06:25 AM

You of all entities should know... It's not my time! tongue2
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soufiehere

Wed 07/10/19 08:09 AM

'My mind is made up..do not confuse me with facts.'
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Dodo_David

Wed 07/10/19 01:27 PM

If I am elected . . .
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stan_147

Wed 07/10/19 03:51 PM

Here, hold my beer...
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ciretom

Wed 07/10/19 04:34 PM

I wish, if only, shoulda, woulda, coulda. can't wait to get out of this friend zone.
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Bastet127

Wed 07/10/19 05:49 PM

I’m late for work, I hope there’s no backups.
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iam_resurrected

Thu 07/11/19 07:56 AM

Suffer slowly and die miserably laugh
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notbeold

Fri 07/12/19 05:57 AM

I didn't do anything wrong officer.
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Bottom only

Fri 07/12/19 06:12 AM

My parents don't get smart with me....... what are you stupid
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NotPay4Play

Fri 07/12/19 12:59 PM

In my defense i was unsupervised.
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motowndowntown

Fri 07/12/19 03:03 PM


I didn't do anything wrong officer.


And, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
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IUBasketball

Fri 07/12/19 03:18 PM


In my defense i was unsupervised.


I'm stealing that lol
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Smartazzjohn

Fri 07/12/19 06:55 PM

I'm "almost" never wrong because I'm "almost" always right.
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Poetrywriter

Fri 07/12/19 08:35 PM

Is your glass half full or half empty?
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ivegotthegirth

Fri 07/12/19 08:48 PM

The check's in the mail and I won't C** in your M****!
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Duttoneer

Sat 07/13/19 01:23 AM


Really, it just came off in my hand.
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Freebird Deluxe

Sat 07/13/19 12:09 PM

No I don't need to lift the seat I am a good shot
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notbeold

Mon 07/15/19 04:14 AM

To a teenager: "Now drive carefully"!