Atough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of ninety-eight.

When he died, he left sixteen children, twenty-nine grandchildren, thirty-seven great grandchildren, and a fifteen-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

Boom! Very good..

Hahaha, nice one!!

LMAO, How much gunpowder is a little? I have heard that you can use gunpowder in microscopic proportions as a substitute for nitro pills on heart attack victims, but you get a headache before you spontaneously combust.