Topic: The man of the house
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Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚

Sun 08/18/19 02:28 AM

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law, you will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.

After dinner you are going upstairs with me and we will have the kind of S e x that I want!

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax, you will wash my back and towel me dry, then bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's gone to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replies "The fecking funeral director would be my first guess."

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Riverspirit1111

Sun 08/18/19 02:30 AM

rofl
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Unknow

Sun 08/18/19 02:37 AM

laugh