Two English men Andrew and Charles are having a drink and watching the game around at Edwards house.

At full time Charles gets up to go home but notices that it is pouring down with rain outside.

"Stay the night here Charles." says Edward "I'll go make up a bed for you."

When Edward comes back down the stairs Charles is drenched to the bone.

Edward says "What the **** happened to you"

Charles replies "I went home for my PJ's."

good one, Dino