Guy buys a virgin testing kit on line.
The packet arrives,one small tub of blue paint and one small tub of red paint plus a small applicator pad,
Instructions, coat one testicle with the blue paint and the other with the red, to test, take the female into the bedroom and both undress if there is no comment you have a pass a virgin.If there is a comment God ! I've never seen a pair like that or similar, fail, not a virgin

Not many virgins in Southport i would think..

Funny .

Stealing this one !!!!!

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