Joe Biden broke his foot
After shower --: he chased his dog ==: grabbed its tail
=== dog skids on rug === : Joe trips on rug and ...
Joe says 'Oh man, not a very exciting story.'
Joe will be wearing special boots for weeks ...
or limp to the podium on inauguration day
(for 78 - he is in good condition - no leg pulling intended)
okay?!?! your point wasn’t very punny :)
okay, let me break it down to:
Joe and Jill were invited ..
But Jill won't go up the Hill
Joe said, 'my leg will heal'
And Jill said 'ain't no deal'
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Not meant to be punny but it sends out signs and signals
As if America can run on its own ..., without a president.
and maybe it can.