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Blondey111

Wed 10/20/21 03:18 PM

A mans faults are plenty but a woman only has two faults.
Everything they say and everything they do.

Why am I suddenly thinking of the expression "Dead man walking"?

making me laugh ... I am thinking that too rofl

Hiiya dodo waving

Blondey111

Wed 10/20/21 03:28 PM

They really do NOT listen.
They can parrot what you said upon request though...squeaking by.

I found a good many of them tend to talk to a man when he's doing something.
Say something important while your back is turned.

Won't speak up. Assume that you know why they're mad.

And since I'm a man, I'm always wrong.

(The last one irritates the life out of me)

generalisations are mostly inaccurate redrider and some can be very harmful waving

Blondey111

Wed 10/20/21 03:35 PM

Today I learned NZ policemen are adorable smitten

http://i.stuff.co.nz/national/126742915/boy-4-dials-111-invites-police-to-see-his-toys

Wonder if I issue an invitation to see my toys if I would get the same response laugh

Redrider1500

Wed 10/20/21 07:31 PM

They really do NOT listen.
They can parrot what you said upon request though...squeaking by.

generalisations are mostly inaccurate redrider and some can be very harmful waving

According to you. Past experiences tell me a different story.

Bastet127

Wed 10/20/21 07:47 PM

I have found the bigger the truck a guy drives,
the bigger his balls. I mean bills. His gasoline,,,bills.

Poetrywriter

Wed 10/20/21 08:31 PM

Iron crotch training is a thing .. it is an ancient martial arts which involves a heavy log fired at the groin to build strength and stamina .......... I hope they practise with a soft cake log first :wink:

The only thing that would do for me is cause pain and give me a high pitch voice! laugh

hi poetry ... I can post the video if you want to see the size of the log .. it is massive !!!! waving

Holy crotch pain Batman! That hurts just reading what you wrote. If I watched it I would need an ambulance.... tongue2

motowndowntown

Wed 10/20/21 10:15 PM

Saw a movie once where a guy said, "you can tell a lot about a man whether he washes his hands before or after peeing".

what was the movie moto ? waving

The Shape of Water is a 2017 American romantic fantasy film directed by Guillermo del Toro and written by del Toro and Vanessa Taylor

Brian

Thu 10/21/21 01:05 AM

What percentage of women use the toilet with the door open? Cause my mom does that ****...

Dramatic Muffin

Thu 10/21/21 01:20 AM

I once read an article that said that women like to feel security and men like to feel needed. That appears to be true, in my experience.

Brian

Thu 10/21/21 01:27 AM

I once read an article that said that women like to feel security and men like to feel needed. That appears to be true, in my experience.

That makes sense. What I would wonder though is whether testosterone and estrogen levels affect our behavior, or are they just chemicals that are produced because we are either male or female. I guess it's sort of like that 'who came first, the chicken or the egg type of query.

Beachfarmer

Thu 10/21/21 01:42 PM

I've heard that a "real" gentleman gets out of the shower to pee whether or not she is around to know the difference.

My question is, If a man gets out of the shower to pee and washes his hands before he gets back in the shower, is she still going to tell him that he is wrong?

........regardless if he makes the cover of Metro Men Magazine or not?

Edited by Beachfarmer on Thu 10/21/21 01:43 PM

soufiehere

Thu 10/21/21 05:16 PM

I am going to have to think about that
probably while I am peeing in the shower.

catinidaho

Thu 10/21/21 05:44 PM

During hunting season, letting all the kill of dear, elk and everything in the truck parked in the middle of the parking lot of a store, antlers hanging out. They are showing off. They want other men to show up.

Unknow

Tue 11/02/21 06:01 AM

yah bromance is weird

Nikhil

Tue 11/02/21 07:21 AM

If urinals are not there then our piss drops on the seat ouch please clean it yourself.

Unknow

Tue 11/09/21 08:12 AM

every house should have male and female bathrooms -I don't know why it's not a thing.

men's should be completely waterproof and have a drain in the middle so you can douse it with industrial strength cleaner then power wash it.