A friend of mine Paddy,
Once saw a person selling a talking goat,
He curiously went an asked,
hai men don't foul me,
how can goat's talk.
The men said i will show you the proof,
He questioned the goat..
Tell what comes after April pinching the ears,
the goat said may..
Paddy exicted an said i want to purchase.. deal was fixed.
Again Paddy asked men can you again show me..
Men said ok.
He asked what comes before june an pinched the ear of goat..
it replied mayyyy.
Paddy happier took the goat,
before leaving in excitement
he again asked the men to show him one more time..
the men angrily,
said nowadays no trust is remain in business..
Paddy requested.
Men agree an said one last time an finish an go from here.
Paddy excited said yes.
Men asked again to goat.
between we two who is goat.??
pinched goat's ears..
it replied Meeeyyyy.
Paddy excitedly went away smiling..