Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2
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Unknow

Fri 11/10/23 01:47 AM

To learn new dance moves.



Why is the north pole north, and the south pole south?
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Unknow

Fri 11/10/23 01:51 AM

Because east pole and west pole sounded funny

Why were humans made with arms instead of wings?
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Unknow

Fri 11/10/23 01:25 PM

So we can dream about flying.


Why isn't there a full moon every night?
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Unknow

Fri 11/10/23 01:38 PM

Because the man in the moon needs to eat

How do the stars stay up in the sky?

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Unknow

Fri 11/10/23 01:56 PM

Magnetics

Why isn't Venus the moon?
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Unknow

Fri 11/10/23 01:59 PM

Because the wolves would get confused and not know what to howl at

Why do wolves howl at the moon?
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Merry

Sat 11/11/23 07:07 AM

Because they're perverts


Why are do some people move slowly whilst others move fast?
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Unknow

Sun 11/12/23 03:29 AM

Because the Q alter the gravitational constant of the universe.



Why is there ear wax?
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Unknow

Wed 11/15/23 08:51 AM

So you never run out of wax for your car

Where does lightning come from?
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Unknow

Wed 11/15/23 04:51 PM

It comes from Walmart. You can buy anything from there.



Why do men have nipples?
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Unknow

Thu 11/16/23 07:33 PM

Purple nurples



Why live in a very small town?
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pumpilicious ๐Ÿ’•

Fri 11/17/23 08:25 PM

Because you're too large to live in a tree stump

Why do storks bring babies?
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Slim gym

Sat 11/25/23 01:59 AM

Cause they deliver at different strokes of time!!


Is pre- paid Love a modern , acceptable , way of life ?
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pumpilicious ๐Ÿ’•

Sat 06/08/24 05:21 PM

Only if you're rich and can buy love


Why are turtles slow?
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Dramatic Muffin

Sat 06/08/24 06:23 PM

Because they don't eat Wheaties for breakfast.

Why does Santa still have elves build toys, when we all know he shops at Walmart?
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Unknow

Mon 06/10/24 08:49 AM

Because he lost all his money to Mrs Claus in the divorce.

Why are trees green?
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Slim gym

Wed 06/12/24 02:36 PM

because that's where money falls from and occasionally , grows...


why is a rock in the outer hemisphere called an asteroid and a tiny rock on your azz called a hemorrhoid ??
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Unknow

Mon 06/17/24 08:20 PM

Because theyโ€™re just passing through.

What is the difference between a german shepherd and a german schnitzel?
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Slim gym

Wed 06/19/24 02:11 PM

both are artsy ....



if you live in a glass house what is number one Priority!!!
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Unknow

Wed 06/19/24 03:29 PM

Donโ€™t open the windows or it will all fall down.

What happens to milk past expiration?