Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2
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Hammer

Tue 07/30/24 01:08 AM

Because we all have a screw loose!



Why do people have ants in their pants?
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Earthgirl83

Wed 07/31/24 01:57 AM



Being always calm can be tiring.


Why does it pour when it rains?

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Formerly Known as Two

Wed 07/31/24 02:14 PM

because the sun it out...

why are people so serious?
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MsMuffin

Wed 07/31/24 03:43 PM

Because laughter is contagious and people don’t wear masks.

What do you find at the end of the line?
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Earthgirl83

Wed 07/31/24 10:46 PM


The last drop of a pixel.


How soon is now?

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MsMuffin

Thu 08/01/24 07:40 AM

When the bell tolls.

Why do we need to match our socks?
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Slim gym

Thu 08/01/24 01:15 PM

So that our steps are in sync

Why do we walk forward?
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MsMuffin

Thu 08/01/24 03:16 PM

Sideways like a crab is too fast.

Why do bee stings sting?
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Hammer

Thu 08/01/24 09:09 PM

Cuz you forgot to pay for the honey!

What exactly is the "cat's meow"?
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Earthgirl83

Fri 08/02/24 12:58 AM



It is the sound a man makes when he's singing and wearing very tight pants. [Sorry, no disrespect intended]


Why is it that when we're happy, we just simply enjoy the music; but when we're not, we understand and appreciate the lyrics more?

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MsMuffin

Fri 08/02/24 04:49 AM

Happiness is a bubble in your brain that blocks out logic.

What’s at the end of the rainbow?
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Vibes

Fri 08/02/24 04:59 AM

Paint boxes n brushes

Why sea waves march towards the shore
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Earthgirl83

Fri 08/02/24 05:48 PM



They're trying to get Ariel back into the sea.


What inspires the poet in you?

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Hammer

Fri 08/02/24 08:01 PM

Peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth



Why aren't all your toes, big toes?
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Earthgirl83

Sat 08/03/24 04:48 AM



Just to show you that all sizes matter and there's beauty in variety.


What makes you decide on making someone your friend?

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MsMuffin

Mon 08/05/24 12:37 AM

They must be this tall to join this crazy ride.

When is it a good time to quit?
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Earthgirl83

Mon 08/05/24 07:42 AM



When you're told to do so. : )



What's wrong with pineapple as a pizza topping?


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Merry

Mon 08/05/24 09:46 AM

Because it's always beefing with pepperoni.


Why do cats purr?
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MsMuffin

Mon 08/05/24 09:54 AM

Because they lost their singing voice during evolution.

Why is art subjective?
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Merry

Mon 08/05/24 10:24 AM

:joy_cat::joy_cat:

Because it has sketchy feelings, shady opinions and constantly drawing a blank when it comes to an "art"-gument.


Why do we have eyelashes?